Mom: I didn't know you like jazz!

Me: [slowly lowers the volume of the Cowboy Bebop OST] uh yes yes i do

Ophelia: I knew you were trouble when you walked in

Ophelia: So shame on me now

Ophelia: Flew me to places I'd never been

Ophelia: Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground

Laertes and Polonius: [screeching] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

imbrian-yoooooo:

Queen’s death in Hamlet be like:

Stop– wait a minute.
Fill my cup— put some poison in it.
Take a sip— falls to death
CLAUDIUS!!! WHAT THE HECK!?

Gertrude: Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted colour off, and let thine eye look like a friend upon Denmark.

Hamlet : I'll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour.

Ghost: hoe avenge my murder but like quietly and justly.

Hamlet: kills childhood friend, girlfriend, girlfriends dad, mother, self and happens to get his step father in there

Ghost: oh my god


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